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Hell is Slow Internet Access

4/23/2015

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After reading an article about slow Internet access afflicting his high school that a friend's son wrote for his school paper, I realized that the ancients knew nothing about pain and suffering.

Sartre, who was not ancient, merely dead, thought Hell was other people. 

He was wrong.

Hell is slow Internet access, over-sharing and TMI, reality TV, spammers, hypocrisy, and people who think they're cool because they're early adopters of technology.

Check out my article, Inferno Reboot to get a sense of what Hell is really like.
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