Some Book Titles Before They Were Ready

After my article about industrial products that needed one more iteration to get things right -- like WD-39 or SixUp, the um, cola -- appeared in McSweeney's, I wrote a sequel of sorts involving book titles. (Long after I wrote the piece, which appears on RejectPile.com), I found someone else had come up with a similar idea on McSweeney's but with different, and fewer, jokes, years before I became a regular reader of that site.) 


You can check out the article here. But here are some additional titles that ddn't make the cut but that I liked anyway:

• 99 Years of Solitude
• Valley of the Doll
• Six Years in Tibet
• 1983
• The Six Habits of Mildly Effective People
• Where the Wild Thing Is
• The Second Man
• And Then There Was None

Here are some offered by my friend William Vodrey:

• Moby-Richard
• The Pretty Good Gatsby
• As I Lay Mildly Constipated
• The Satanic Limericks

To all my follower(s), let me know if you have suggestions of your own.